Subtle Butt: disposable gas neutralizers (5 saving graces)
| Brand: | Fashion First Aid |
|---|---|
| Productgroup: | Health and Beauty |
| Mpn: | SB01 |
| Size: | 3.25x3.25xo.o5 Inch (Pack of 5) |
| Color: | grey |
| Manufacturer: | Fashion First Aid |
| Model: | SB01 |
- ODOR FILTER: Activated charcoal pads filter odors from intestinal gas. It neutralizes any odor that passes through it, so don't let any escape around it!
- DISCREET: Soft fabric-covered activated carbon pads are thin, discreet, disposable & self-adheres to clothing
- EFFECTIVE: Best selling flatulence pad on the market
- GREAT GAG GIFT: A waaaay better stocking stuffer or white elephant gift than actual coal
- SIZE: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 inches (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 cm)
- Brand: Fashion First Aid
- Dimensions: 0.04 x 3.35 x 3.35 inches; 0.47 Ounces
- Color: Fashion First Aid
- Model: SB01
activated carbon, fabric, and adhesive to create the most effective fart pad
on the market. Each pack of 5 Subtle Butt fart pads effectively filters the
odor caused by flatulence. Simply stick one in the right place and you're
ready for a chili cook-off or an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet. Giving Subtle
Butt as a stocking stuffer is a great idea for your spouse, boyfriend or co-
worker with smelly farts. Each 3.25 inches (8.5 centimeters) square filter is
made of soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon and has a vast
surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Two adhesive
strips are strategically placed so you know which side attaches to the
underwear. And at around 1/16 inch thick, you will never know it's there but
you will be able to tell that it is working by what you don't smell.
Using Subtle Butt is easy:
1. Peel off adhesive and stick Subtle Butt onto the inside of your underwear or pants, exactly where you think it goes.
2. Go for it. Let 'er rip. Have at it. Cut loose. Break wind. Gas it up. But keep in mind that it only neutralizes what passes through it, so don't let any get around the Subtle Butt.
3. When you're done wearing Subtle Butt, remove and discard it if adhesive traces remain, use a damp cloth for removal.
4. Contains: 5 saving graces.
5. Color: Charcoal black.
6. Material: Soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon.
7. Measures: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 inches (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 centimeter).
8. Reusable made in the UK and USA. (Disposable version also available
Shipping Overview:
• Shipping: Standard Domestic Shipping within the United States charges first item USD 5.99 and additional item USD 3.0 each. Standard International Shipping from United Kingdom, Germany, Italian and Japan to the United States charges first item USD 9.99 and additional item USD 4.0 each.
• Import Duty: Everymarket collects applicable duties and taxes on goods imported into the U.S. at checkout, it's calculated based on the goods value multiply by the rate. For United Kingdom and China goods is 10%, Germany, Italian and Japan goods is 15%. We are committed to making your U.S. shopping experience simple and transparent. The method of delivery—either Delivered Duty Paid (DDP) or Delivered Duty Unpaid (DDU)—depends on whether duties and taxes are collected at the time of your purchase.
• Order Processing: Please allow 1-2 business days for order processing and preparation before shipment.
• Domestic Shipping: Orders within the U.S. are shipped via USPS or FedEx, depending on the origin of the product. Average transit times to the United States is 3 - 7 Business days and average transit times to International is 7 - 14 Business days
• International Shipping: Currently, we only ship within the USA.
• Tracking Information: Every order is trackable. You will receive a tracking number once your order has been shipped. Products may be shipped from various global fulfillment centers.
Shipping Delays:
Please note that shipping times may vary due to factors beyond our control, such as weather conditions, natural disasters, or peak holiday periods. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, the exact arrival time cannot be guaranteed and is managed by the shipping carrier.
Shipping Options:
-
Standard Delivery: Most orders are shipped within 3-7 business days. Larger items may utilize LTL shipping for safe handling.
-
Handling Time: We handle shipments on business days (Monday - Friday), with a preparation time of 1-2 days.
-
Additional Charges: Some items require additional shipping charges due to their size, weight, or special handling. These charges are specified on the product pages and are not eligible for shipping discounts.
-
Exclusions: Gift cards, packaging, taxes, and prior purchases do not count toward the minimum purchase requirement for free shipping. This offer is valid only for shipments to U.S. addresses, including Puerto Rico.
Delivery Details:
-
Estimates: Standard shipping within the US typically takes 3-7 business days. These are estimates and not guarantees.
-
Shipping Restrictions: We ship to all 50 states, Washington, DC, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses. Shipping options vary based on the delivery address.
-
Remote Areas: Shipments to remote areas may incur additional charges or require pickup from a nearby shipping partner’s location.
Shipping Confirmation:
You will receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number as soon as your order is dispatched. If you do not receive this email immediately, please be assured that your items will arrive within the estimated delivery window provided at checkout.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.com.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return & Refund Policy Overview
Please review our return and refund policies below to ensure a smooth transaction process.
Return Policy
-
Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
Shipping Costs: Please contact us to initiate your return, we'll offer return label for free. Otherwise we are not responsible for the return shipping costs of the items.
-
Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.com to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
-
Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
Please contact us to get return labels.
Product Conditions for Return
-
Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Nonreturnable Items
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles)
-
Gift cards, prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Policy
-
Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue. For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service 2101 E Terra Ln, O'Fallon, MO 63366
Customer Support
Available 24/7 for any questions or assistance needed:
-
Phone: +1 (800) 660-3783
-
Email: cs@everymarket.com
- ODOR FILTER: Activated charcoal pads filter odors from intestinal gas. It neutralizes any odor that passes through it, so don't let any escape around it!
- DISCREET: Soft fabric-covered activated carbon pads are thin, discreet, disposable & self-adheres to clothing
- EFFECTIVE: Best selling flatulence pad on the market
- GREAT GAG GIFT: A waaaay better stocking stuffer or white elephant gift than actual coal
- SIZE: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 inches (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 cm)
- Brand: Fashion First Aid
- Dimensions: 0.04 x 3.35 x 3.35 inches; 0.47 Ounces
- Color: Fashion First Aid
- Model: SB01
activated carbon, fabric, and adhesive to create the most effective fart pad
on the market. Each pack of 5 Subtle Butt fart pads effectively filters the
odor caused by flatulence. Simply stick one in the right place and you're
ready for a chili cook-off or an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet. Giving Subtle
Butt as a stocking stuffer is a great idea for your spouse, boyfriend or co-
worker with smelly farts. Each 3.25 inches (8.5 centimeters) square filter is
made of soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon and has a vast
surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Two adhesive
strips are strategically placed so you know which side attaches to the
underwear. And at around 1/16 inch thick, you will never know it's there but
you will be able to tell that it is working by what you don't smell.
Using Subtle Butt is easy:
1. Peel off adhesive and stick Subtle Butt onto the inside of your underwear or pants, exactly where you think it goes.
2. Go for it. Let 'er rip. Have at it. Cut loose. Break wind. Gas it up. But keep in mind that it only neutralizes what passes through it, so don't let any get around the Subtle Butt.
3. When you're done wearing Subtle Butt, remove and discard it if adhesive traces remain, use a damp cloth for removal.
4. Contains: 5 saving graces.
5. Color: Charcoal black.
6. Material: Soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon.
7. Measures: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 inches (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 centimeter).
8. Reusable made in the UK and USA. (Disposable version also available
Shipping Overview:
• Shipping: Standard Domestic Shipping within the United States charges first item USD 5.99 and additional item USD 3.0 each. Standard International Shipping from United Kingdom, Germany, Italian and Japan to the United States charges first item USD 9.99 and additional item USD 4.0 each.
• Import Duty: Everymarket collects applicable duties and taxes on goods imported into the U.S. at checkout, it's calculated based on the goods value multiply by the rate. For United Kingdom and China goods is 10%, Germany, Italian and Japan goods is 15%. We are committed to making your U.S. shopping experience simple and transparent. The method of delivery—either Delivered Duty Paid (DDP) or Delivered Duty Unpaid (DDU)—depends on whether duties and taxes are collected at the time of your purchase.
• Order Processing: Please allow 1-2 business days for order processing and preparation before shipment.
• Domestic Shipping: Orders within the U.S. are shipped via USPS or FedEx, depending on the origin of the product. Average transit times to the United States is 3 - 7 Business days and average transit times to International is 7 - 14 Business days
• International Shipping: Currently, we only ship within the USA.
• Tracking Information: Every order is trackable. You will receive a tracking number once your order has been shipped. Products may be shipped from various global fulfillment centers.
Shipping Delays:
Please note that shipping times may vary due to factors beyond our control, such as weather conditions, natural disasters, or peak holiday periods. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, the exact arrival time cannot be guaranteed and is managed by the shipping carrier.
Shipping Options:
-
Standard Delivery: Most orders are shipped within 3-7 business days. Larger items may utilize LTL shipping for safe handling.
-
Handling Time: We handle shipments on business days (Monday - Friday), with a preparation time of 1-2 days.
-
Additional Charges: Some items require additional shipping charges due to their size, weight, or special handling. These charges are specified on the product pages and are not eligible for shipping discounts.
-
Exclusions: Gift cards, packaging, taxes, and prior purchases do not count toward the minimum purchase requirement for free shipping. This offer is valid only for shipments to U.S. addresses, including Puerto Rico.
Delivery Details:
-
Estimates: Standard shipping within the US typically takes 3-7 business days. These are estimates and not guarantees.
-
Shipping Restrictions: We ship to all 50 states, Washington, DC, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses. Shipping options vary based on the delivery address.
-
Remote Areas: Shipments to remote areas may incur additional charges or require pickup from a nearby shipping partner’s location.
Shipping Confirmation:
You will receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number as soon as your order is dispatched. If you do not receive this email immediately, please be assured that your items will arrive within the estimated delivery window provided at checkout.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.com.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return & Refund Policy Overview
Please review our return and refund policies below to ensure a smooth transaction process.
Return Policy
-
Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
Shipping Costs: Please contact us to initiate your return, we'll offer return label for free. Otherwise we are not responsible for the return shipping costs of the items.
-
Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.com to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
-
Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
Please contact us to get return labels.
Product Conditions for Return
-
Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Nonreturnable Items
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles)
-
Gift cards, prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Policy
-
Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue. For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service 2101 E Terra Ln, O'Fallon, MO 63366
Customer Support
Available 24/7 for any questions or assistance needed:
-
Phone: +1 (800) 660-3783
-
Email: cs@everymarket.com
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